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Paul: Oh, well, if you meant anything to him he'll call you. [she starts to cry a little]Paul: Well, give it a day, if you meant anything *at all* to him he will call. Bridget: [Bridget walks in, Kerry runs to her crying, Bridget gives her a hug] You talked to Dad? Cate: [comes down the stairs and sees Kerry crying] Paul! Kerry: Aren't you supposed to be saving people from drowning? I get paid to wear a bathing suit and sit on a throne. C: Referring to rapper Fiddy Cent as "Fifty Cents"? B: Asking my oldest daughter if that guy I saw her talking to yesterday at school was her boyfriend? A: Coming to the breakfast table wearing pajamas and black socks? And it's the knowledge that my wife and kids love me that makes it safe for me to wear pajamas and black socks to the breakfast table. Cate: Well of course honey, whatever you want Bridget: Okay well I need 25 from various stages of his life... Cate: [reading Paul's last article] Okay readers, today we're having a little pop quiz, it's multiple choice, so sharpen your number 2 pencils and put your thinking caps on. Here's a quote: "Dad, you're an idiot." Now, contestants, this was said to me because of which of the following transgressions? Now do you know how many times I called my father an idiot? Because I know that whenever they insult me whether it's a "You're an idiot," "You're a geek," or an "I hate you," an "I love you" isn't far behind. You think I need some kind of help because I'm old? Kerry: So, that's all you can think of to be thankful for? Bridget: No, I said it's what I'm most thankful for.
Paul: Well, maybe that's why your generation is so angry. [Kerry, listening to her, sighs and rolls her eyes] Bridget: [on the phone to Donny Doyle] You have reached Bridget's voice mail.