Short funny quotes on dating
Wendy Liebman Nothing defines humans better than their willingness to do irrational things in the pursuit of phenomenally unlikely payoffs.This is the principle behind lotteries, dating, and religion.No matter how your dates turn out, reading funny dating quotes can always keep your grounded and feel light-hearted.Remember, there’s always a next time if it didn’t work out.
Unknown Date night can be a real oasis in a couple’s life. Kris Mc Gaha Valentine’s Day is being marketed as a Date Movie. If your date likes it, do not date that person again.Jerry Seinfeld Date Night–It’s cheaper than marriage counseling.Unknown Whenever I want a really nice meal, I start dating again.Garry Shandling It’s always been my personal feeling that unless you are married, there is something that is not very dignified about talking about who you are dating.
Luke Wilson A man on a date wonders if he’ll get lucky. Monica Piper Dating is where you pretend you’re someone you’re not to impress someone you don’t know.Sometimes being stupid and falling in love can make all the difference in your life.